Saturday, May 29, 2004

Soft tissue damage on the rise in Beijing

Beijing law firm is seeking personal injury attorneys (aka ambulance chasers) for immediate openings. Soft tissue damage injuries, or "whiplash", is on the rise in Beijing and of course lawyers need to cash in, I mean help these injured people. Local sources are attributing this rash of whiplash injuries to the arrival of Heidi aka "Shangri-jugs" and Kyleen aka "Wu-tang-knockers". As if one of these dangerous ladies is not enough, they insist on going everywhere together, unleashing a potent Western woman-weapon on the ancient city, still in its infancy of modern development. This evil must be stopped!

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