I'll gladly pay you tomorrow for a hamburger today.

Edited: I edited out the content of this, not because of the comments, because they are instructive, but because I realized that perhaps it's too identifying. Knowing (now) that a judge may be reading this, I feel like it's probably inappropriate to comment about motions and such which are pending. I've been really careful to try to keep myself and my firm anonymous and I need to stay away from that line. Also, even when I am questioning something, it could come off as sarcastic or snarky, and I definitely don't mean that (at least not all the time).