Mindless Moments

My sister is 11 days away from her due date. I'm sitting across from her at lunch the other day, and she tells me that she has her suitcase packed. And my response? "Oooh, where are you going?" She gave me the "you're such an idiot" smirk that is taught to all older sisters at birth, then proceeded to tell everyone in the family so they could bring it up in conversation all weekend.