Home is where the grass is.
Now that you've met the fam, you probably are dying to see where we live. And since it's the cool thing to do, I thought I'd show you the satellite image of our house. For some reason, whoever is in charge of this ordeal doesn't find it necessary to have close up views of the Jesus Town, unlike most people who live in cities. To give you perspective, the pinkish/purplish X is the Jesus House, and the pic covers an area about a mile and a half wide and a mile and a half tall. Notice the greeness of the photo. No, that's not an optical illusion, that is actually grass and farmland. And you thought I was joking about the Jesus Town being rural.