The Jesus Town Times

The Jesus Town paper is quite a joke, even amonst the Jesus Town residents and especially those of us in the Jesus house. The mom uses it at school for her kids to learn proofreading and pointing out spelling and grammatical errors. But those are usually the least of their problems since they also have a tendency to be inaccurate in their information and events.

But if there's one thing the Jesus Town paper is good for, it's the classified ads. I'm not sure if they are a reflection of the paper, or of the fine folks living here. Regardless, this week's W4TP featured ad appeared in the employment section:

Inserting Positions
4-5 days and one night a week required.


Fill in your own punchline here.