Lookin' out for Kelly P.

Kelly P. knows that I've always got her best interest at heart. Because of this, I must advise her to put down the Starbucks, close that bag of M&Ms, and keep both hands on the wheel.

The Fort, Kelly P.'s future home, has a ban on open containers. But apparently, the ban isn't just on alcohol but covers any and every open container. As the article states, "an open can of soda, or even an open bag of chips in the car, is technically against the law, and could be subject to a 50-dollar fine". Nice.

Hmm. Wasn't the Fort ranked as one of the dumbest cities in America by some magazine recently?