I know I'm getting old, but

I tease that I'm getting old as my 28th birthday is only about 5 weeks away. But I didn't think I'd be getting my first mailing from the AARP yet. But I did.

The letter says, "Our records show that you haven't yet registered for the benefits of AARP membership, even though you are fully eligible.... you'll have the resources and information you need to get the most out of life over 50."

I have no words.