Monday, February 12, 2007

White Trash Castle V-day?

You have got to be kidding me. On the news this morning, they're reporting from a White Castle to spotlight making your reservations for Valentine's Day. They have the tables draped in cheap, red paper with fake flowers and a "reserved" sign. I wish I were joking, but you can make your reservations for Wed. night to avoid the crowd. They even have the Valentine's box to go if you can't squeeze in a sit-down meal complete with a generic card for your sweetie.

Isn't it common knowledge that White Castle universally causes gastrointestinal problems by all who injest? What a lovely and romantic way to spend the evening.