*Let's Go to the Mall

Let's just brush by the part where you all remind me that I've been nonexistent for several weeks, shall we.

If you're not watching "How I met Your Mother", you're missing out on the second best sitcom on television. (The first being, of course, The Office.) Tonight on HIMYM, the gang, Swarley included, learned the secret of Robin's past. Which is that Robin Sparkles was the Tiffany of the Canadian malls. Complete with a Myspace page and video of her one smash hit, "Let's go to the Mall."

Did I mention that this show is fantastic?