Saucy

Taco Bell is having a contest where your "words of wisdom" could be published on Taco Bell sauce packets. The "Share your sauce wisdom" contest runs through June 18th. At that point, Taco Bell will name 12 winners whose "words of sauce wisdom" will be printed on the hot, mild, and fire sauces. And the winners get a year of free food.

Here are some of the current words of wisdom:
Live life one sauce packet at a time
Use your stomach, nacho mind
Single Fire sauce seeking friendship, maybe more
Polly want a taco?
My other taco is a Chalupa

No wonder they're having a contest, the current ones all suck.