Confucious say...

At the massage place the other day.

Employee 4626: Is it too cold in here?
Friend: No it's just fine. Whatever you guys like is ok.
Employee 4626: No. The customer is the emporer.
Friend: Puzzled look. Really, if you guys are hot you can turn it down.
Employee 2749: Ok, the customer is Jesus.


Maybe you had to be there.