In the news.
Living in a small town, not much action happens around here. So when something does, it's broadcast all over the news in the 'big town' next to us. The other day, the Jesus town led the news with 3 stories.
The most disturbing story was that the body of a 20-something yr old man was found in a drainage ditch along the highway. And when I read it in the Jesus town paper I realized that it was found along the highway behind my house, and less than 1/4 mile down the road. They still haven't identified the body. It kinda creeps me out.
Unfortunately, my psuedo-cop brother didn't work that day since he was attending the race, so we didn't get any inside scoop. I swear, what are the benefits of having him around anyway?