All I want for Christmas

I had a wonderful Christmas as I'm hoping everyone else did as well. Not really much to report on that front, as was pretty uneventful and charming. I did, however, receive my fair share of odd presents. I'll only share my favorite. My sister and brother in law bought me a year subscription (I assume that's what it's called) to Air Evac. Air Evac is the emergency helicopter service that serves rural Indiana. The subscription ensures that if ever I'm in an accident and need to be lifelined to a good hospital (i.e. not the Jesus Town one), I won't have to pay because I'm a member. Nothing quite says Christmas like pre-emptive medical care.