Slapstick Comedy

You all should be thankful that I didn't inherit my parents' sense of humor. Yesterday morning, they were sitting on the couch as I'm getting ready for school. I was carrying one of my suits up to my room and had to grab another one. And the parents start....

Dad: Why are you wearing a suit today?
Me: I have a practice argument at school.
Dad: So is that what you call a "law Suit"?
Mom: (laughing at the Dad)... And if it has frills on it, is it a "frivolous law suit".
Dad: (laughs at the mom)
Me: (roll my eyes and leave the room while they continue making comments such as "cheap law suit")

There are no words.