Medical Misery

Medical tests run on my family in the 4 weeks I was gone:

2 sleep study tests
1 EKG
1 Nuclear stress test
2 MRIs
1 CT scan
1 shoulder x-ray
1 chest x-ray
1 oncologist visit
and 2 ER visits

And that only covers my parents and siblings. I think we're single-handedly keeping the medical business afloat.