QB had a little lamb.

An Oregon State football player was found in possession of a stolen sheep when cops arrested him for drunk driving this week. The funniest part of the story, however, is not that the footballer was too intoxicated to remember how (or why) he was in possession of the sheep, but that the sheep lived at the university and was "part of a study on homosexuality in sheep".

Oregonians, those are your tax dollars at work.