You get what you pay for.

An Iowa high school senior auctioned himself off for his high school prom. The winning bidder will have to shell out $30 for the pleasure of his company. According to the article, "Stu thinks his date will be getting a lot for her money. He said he's popular and a wrestler. Stu added that girls tell him he's pretty hot."

Hey Stu, here's a reality check for ya: You went for $30. I've spent more than that on a pizza. And it wasn't all that hot.