Written in the Stars
Today's horoscope:
Listening to gossip and reacting to what others are saying has never been your style. And that's a good thing. It keeps you honest and makes it easy for others to trust you. In this case, though, there just might be a nugget of truth behind what you're hearing. Not that you should get involved in the gossip -- but it might be worth considering a battle plan if the truth turns out to be more than a nugget.
Ok, maybe this is true in part. I don't listen to much gossip because I tend to be the one spreading it. But maybe this is saying that I don't listen to gossip about myself. Which is completely inaccurate as well. In short, this horoscope is full of crap.