A girl's best friend.
Forget the excitement of the availability of coffins at Costco, my family isn't going to need them after I read this exciting tidbit. A Minnesota woman had her husband's remains made into a diamond so that she can always take him with her. Her husband now exists in the 1/2 carat yellow diamond she wears around her neck.
Hmm. # of relatives in the Jesus Town - the life expectancy of each family member = a tennis bracelet in no time.